Note: I wrote this piece in 2012 for another blog. I thought it might be interesting to revisit the topic. I've updated it a bit, but the overall idea is the same.
Some Truths About Writing
We've all seen it before, in movies, TV shows,
and even books. Someone writes a book, a publisher picks it up, and voila! The
aforementioned person is immediately wealthy, rich beyond their wildest
imagination and overnight, he becomes a household name. He goes from eating ramen noodles every night, to owning a mansion
-- complete with butler and guard dogs -- and driving around town in a Ferrari
or Porsche.
He parties with Donald Trump and the President. He travels around the world where he meets all sorts of people who make great characters for his books. In short, he lives like Richard Castle.
He parties with Donald Trump and the President. He travels around the world where he meets all sorts of people who make great characters for his books. In short, he lives like Richard Castle.
I hate to burst your bubble, but it simply does
not work that way!
Writing isn't easy. Writing well is even more difficult. Writing something that a traditional publishing house wants to pick up is even more difficult still.
Here are the simple facts.
1. You take a year or two to write your first
novel. You ignore family and friends. You spend every spare moment in your
writing cave, ignoring your spouse or significant other who is trying to remind
you that you do have family obligations. You get upset when, right in the
middle of writing the most profound sentence God ever let man create, your wife
knocks on the door letting you know that dinner is ready, or worse yet, she's in labor. It completely destroys your train of thought and that beautiful,
profound, elegant, gritty, gnarly, perfect sentence is lost forever. It takes
weeks to get it back - if it ever comes back. Damn.
2. Once your book is finally perfect, you send
hundreds of query letters and synopsizes to every publisher in existence.
You've got the perfect elevator pitch. The perfect answer to "tell me
about your book". All you need now is a publisher who agrees. So you wait
for a response. You eat lots of ramen noodles, drink cheap bourbon, and drive
your family nuts with questions like "Did anyone get the mail today? Was
there a letter in it from --insert name of publishing house here--?" As
the wait continues, you begin to question why you're doing what you're doing.
You must be nuts. Crazy. It is self-imposed torture. You'll never write again.
Ever. It isn't worth it. Damn.
3. When you do finally hear back from the
publishers or as I refer to them 'the Gods of War', chances are it will be in
the form of a rejection letter. You spend the next few days or weeks in a deep
state of depression, again, questioning why you're doing this. I liken it to
the grieving process after losing a loved one. First there is shock, then
sadness, then anger. Are these publishers nuts? How could they reject what is
by far the best piece of literary work ever written? How can they destroy
peoples lives like this? You question again, why you are doing this. Damn.
4. Now at this point, only those authors who own
a significant amount of intestinal fortitude will press on and continue to
write. They'll keep trying, again and again and again.
5. Then that magical day finally happens. A
publisher wants to talk. This is the day you've convinced yourself that you're
waiting for. You meet with them, they tell you they loved the book and with a
few minor changes, they can make it perfect. (You only thought it
was perfect. A publisher's idea of what is perfect and an author's idea of what
is perfect are sometimes quite different.)
6. The publisher presents you with a standard
contract and an advance of $5,000. You pretend that you need to talk it over
with your husband. But you and I both know the truth: You don't care what your
husband thinks. A publisher wants to publish your book!
Your husband would be crazy to even suggest that you turn down this once in a
lifetime offer. What does he know anyway?
7. This is where almost everyone outside of the
writing world gets it wrong. The devil, they say, is in the details. The
contract that the publisher presents to you is standard and
the benefits of this contract lean in favor of the publisher, not the author.
You will not be an instant millionaire. You will not be buying that mansion or
hiring that butler anytime soon. And forget the Ferrari. You'll be lucky if you
can afford to upgrade your 1999 Toyota to a 2002 Impala. And you won't be
giving up your day job either.
8. This is how a standard contract between
publisher and author works:
1. The publisher now has almost
complete control of your work. They will edit, change, red line, and otherwise
wage and all out assault on your perfect novel. Sometimes this is a good thing,
sometimes it isn't. Don't get me wrong. Publishers have lots of experience with
publishing. This is after all, their area of expertise. They do provide a very
useful service and they work very hard at it. We still need the big publishing
houses. I just happen to believe that not every author needs one.
2.
Once the editors are done with your book, the
publisher will print, lets say 10,000 advance copies of your work. They send it
out to all the book and mortar stores. YOU will have to schedule all the book
signings and events. The publisher isn't going to do that for you. You're in charge of marketing your novel.
3.
Here is where it can get quite ugly. Lets say you
only sell 5,000 copies of your book in the first year. Now what? Well, you will
end up owing the publisher money for those 5,000 copies that
didn't sell. It is true. You don't get a royalty check until you sell a certain
number of books. And if you don't sell a certain number of books, you owe the
publisher money. There went the mansion and the Ferrari. And you thought writing was
the hard part!
4.
And even if you do sell all 10,000 copies, your
royalty checks are going to be quite small. Again, everything is in favor of
the publisher. They are, after all, putting up a good chunk of change to get
your book out there. It isn't cheap for them to hire editors, cover artists, or
advertising. This is a very expensive venture they're in. If they're going to
put up all this money upfront, then they will reap the rewards. All you did was
write the book. They did the rest.
9. It can take years, if not decades to
become a successful author. There is no getting rich over night. Unless you are
J.K. Rowling, it simply doesn't happen over night.
10. So why bother? Well, today authors have other
options on how they get their work out to the masses. The first
thing you must ask yourself is why do I write? The answer is different
for each of us. Some of us write because we simply must. We've got all these
thoughts, ideas, scenarios, and creative monsters running around in our brains
and if we don't write (or as I call it, purge
the demons) then we will go nuts. For many authors, we write
because we have a story or stories that we want to share with the world.
The next question you need to ask yourself
is what do I expect in return? For many of us, it isn't about
the money. We simply want to share our stories with the world. We want to leave
something meaningful behind, once we've left this celestial plane. We want to
inspire or encourage. We want people to go, "wow, that book was
amazing!" Or we want to have a positive impact on society.
If you're writing simply because you want to make
money, then I suggest you stop now and find another avenue. Yes, you can
make money at this. I'm a perfect example. Because of the success of my first
two novels (that I self-published), I was able to give up my day job in October
of 2012. But you have to know that this does not happen for everyone. And you
have to know that I didn't go into this because I wanted to make money.
I write because I have to purge the demons AND I
write because I want to share my stories with other people. I want whoever reads my books to be able to escape from the day-to-day stuff we all have to deal
with. I want to encourage others through my characters. I write from my heart,
not my wallet. I write because I love writing. I never, ever, ever, expected
the success that I've been blessed with. I did not publish my first book believing
"now I can sit back and rake in a million dollars." Quite the
opposite.
When I published Laiden's Daughter in
December of 2011, it was meant as a gift to my mom. I thought
maybe, just maybe, I might sell ten copies. I thought that would be a really
nifty number. I didn't know a thing about self-publishing. I didn't have a
twitter account. I didn't have a blog. I didn't (and still don't) spend money
on advertising. I don't troll the internet saying "BUY MY BOOK!!!" I
don't do that. I simply write for the joy of writing.
I didn't know a thing about publishing a novel
until after I published my first. I didn't know about contracts with
publishers. I didn't know anything about self-publishing either. I simply wrote
my novel and uploaded it to KDP so that it would be on the Kindle I wanted to
give my mom for a birthday present.
Honest to God the thought of selling 50,000
copies in one year never entered my mind. I never thought Laiden's
would ever be on Amazon's Top 100 Best Sellers list. I never imagined making enough money at this so that I could write
full time. I assumed a full-time writing career wouldn't happen until after retirement. Imagine my surprise when I was able to give up my day job in 2012.
I think the point I'm trying to make is this. If
you write because you love to write, then GO FOR IT! If you write because you
must purge the demons, the GO FOR IT! You might be the next JK Rowling. You
might be the next James Patterson. Who knows? But write for all the right
reasons.
But if you're writing because you think it is an
easy way to make a quick buck, or if you're self-publishing because you think
you'll make a million dollars in your first month, then you are in for a rude
awakening. You can't take three weeks to write novel, slap a $12.99 price tag
on your ebook version, upload it to KDP and expect to sit back and rake in the
money, and then complain when the sales are not what you expected. Life doesn't
work that way and neither does self-publishing.
If you'd like to read a traditionally published author's perspective, I suggest clicking here. (Note, the original post was removed at the request of her publisher, however, I have a cached copy.)
The timing of this post is great, Suzan, especially with all the New Year's resolutions out there about finally pursuing one's dream of writing a novel! It is serious business, even if one is casual about getting started. There are many nuances and factors to learn and consider, and posts like this one help to light the way for all the new members of the book-writing community. Your honesty is valuable and appreciated!
ReplyDeleteThank you Ashley! :D I didn't know a thing when I started. I figure we're all in this together and the more we help others the more we ourselves can learn. :D
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